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Stupid Bible Story part 66 – Four Legged Birds and Bugs.

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Leviticus 11:21-23 KJV 21  Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth; 22  Even these of them ye may eat; the … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 57 – Walking on Scorpions

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Luke 10:18-19 18  And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven. 19  Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 40 – More Bible Porn

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Ezekiel 23:19-21 19  Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. 20  For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 36 – God is going to spread poop on your face.

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Malachi 2:1-4 1  And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you. 2  If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I … Continue reading

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Attempt to build Noah’s Ark

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This is just sad.   Christians are stuck with the story of Noah.  It is probably the stupidest, least possible story that humans have ever managed to dream up, but that doesn’t stop them from believing it.  It is so lame … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 2 – Bears and kids

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2 Kings 2:23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 1 – Talking Donkeys

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Numbers 22:28 And the LORD opened the mouth of the ass, and she said unto Balaam, What have I done unto thee, that thou hast smitten me these three times? 22:29 And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast … Continue reading

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