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Stupid Bible Story part 166 – Eat Your Son

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2 Kings 6:28-30 ESV 28 And the king asked her, “What is your trouble?” She answered, “This woman said to me, ‘Give your son, that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow.’ 29 So we … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 164 – Stars Falling From The Sky

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Revelation 9:1-4 KJV 1 And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit. 2 And he opened the bottomless pit; and there … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 162 – More Flat Earth Nonsense

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Revelation 7:1-4 KJV 1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 160 – Bells Make You Immortal

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Exodus 28:34-35 KJV (34) A golden bell and a pomegranate, a golden bell and a pomegranate, upon the hem of the robe round about. (35) And it shall be upon Aaron to minister: and his sound shall be heard when … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 158 – Sound The Trumpets, God Is Coming

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Joel 2:1-3 KJV 1 Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand; 2 … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 155 – God’s Son Doesn’t Know What Stars Are

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Matthew 24:25-29 KJV 25 Behold, I have told you before. 26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. 27 For as … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 114 – A Cure For Death

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2 Kings 13:20-21 KJV 20  And Elisha died, and they buried him. And the bands of the Moabites invaded the land at the coming in of the year. 21  And it came to pass, as they were burying a man, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 105 – The Exodus That Never Was.

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So….why do Hebrews show none of the signs of being enslaved by the Egyptians?  Surely the Moses story is one you believe.  It is pretty much the entire biases for the Jewish faith. Slavery always has a few things it … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 100 – Moving Mountains

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Mark 11:23-24 KJV 23  For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 74 – Avoid the “Flow”

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Leviticus 15:19-27 KJV 19  And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. 20  And every thing … Continue reading

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