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Stupid Bible Stories part 152 – The Land Of Nod

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Genesis 4:14-17 KJV 14 Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 151 – Turtles Make You Clean Again

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Leviticus 15:25-30 KJV 25 And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 150 – The Fear of the LORD is the Beginning of Wisdom

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Psalms 111:1-10 KJV (1) Praise ye the LORD. I will praise the LORD with my whole heart, in the assembly of the upright, and in the congregation. (2) The works of the LORD are great, sought out of all them … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 149 – Planting Trees In The Sea

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Luke 17:6 KJV 6 And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 148 – Don’t Let The Sun Or Moon Smite You

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Psalms 121:4-6 KJV (4) Behold, he that keepeth Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep. (5) The LORD is thy keeper: the LORD is thy shade upon thy right hand. (6) The sun shall not smite thee by day, nor the … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 147 – The Birds Are Going To Eat You

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Revelation 19:17-20 KJV 17 And I saw an angel standing in the sun; and he cried with a loud voice, saying to all the fowls that fly in the midst of heaven, Come and gather yourselves together unto the supper … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 146 – Moving Islands

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Revelation 16:18-21 KJV 18 And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great. 19 And the great city … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 145 – Killer Hemorrhoids

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1 Samuel 5:6-9 KJV (6) But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof. (7) And when the men of Ashdod saw … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 144 – Sea Dragons

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Isaiah 27:1-4 KJV 1 In that day the LORD with his sore and great and strong sword shall punish leviathan the piercing serpent, even leviathan that crooked serpent; and he shall slay the dragon that is in the sea. 2 … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 143 – Paul Says It Is Wrong to be Circumcised But Jesus Was

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Galatians 5:1-3 ASV (1) For freedom did Christ set us free: stand fast therefore, and be not entangled again in a yoke of bondage. (2) Behold, I Paul say unto you, that, if ye receive circumcision, Christ will profit you … Continue reading

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