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Stupid Bible Stories part 168 – Kill The Turtledoves For Jesus

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Luke 2:19-24 ESV 19 But Mary treasured up all these things, pondering them in her heart. 20 And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all they had heard and seen, as it had been told them. 21 And … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 167 – God Wants You To Trust Him More Than Your Own Thoughts

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Proverbs 3:4-5 KJV 4 So shalt thou find favour and good understanding in the sight of God and man. 5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. Not much to say about … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 165 – The Earth Was Made From Water

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2 Peter 3:5-7 ESV 5 For they deliberately overlook this fact, that the heavens existed long ago, and the earth was formed out of water and through water by the word of God, 6 and that by means of these … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 163 – God Hates Bacon

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Deuteronomy 14:8 KJV 8 And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase. OK, honestly since the NFL is … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 161 – Brother To The Dragons

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Job 30:26-31 KJV 26 When I looked for good, then evil came unto me: and when I waited for light, there came darkness. 27 My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me. 28 I went mourning … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 159 – The Stars Will Stop Shining

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Joel 3:12-16 KJV 12 Let the heathen be wakened, and come up to the valley of Jehoshaphat: for there will I sit to judge all the heathen round about. 13 Put ye in the sickle, for the harvest is ripe: … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 157 – Sell All Your Stuff

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Luke 18:18-23 KJV 18 And a certain ruler asked him, saying, Good Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life? 19 And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? none is good, save one, that is, God. … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 156 – Jesus Returns But Is REALLY Messed Up

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Revelation 19:11-16 KJV 11  And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. 12  His eyes were as a … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 154 – How High Was Ezekiel?

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Ezekiel 1:1-6 KJV 1 Now it came to pass in the thirtieth year, in the fourth month, in the fifth day of the month, as I was among the captives by the river of Chebar, that the heavens were opened, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 153 – Bible Porn

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Song of Solomon 5:1-5 KJV 1 I am come into my garden, my sister, my spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my honey; I have drunk my wine with my milk: … Continue reading

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