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Stupid Bible Stories part 139 – Better Get Raped in the Countryside

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Deuteronomy 22:23-27 KJV (23) If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; (24) Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 130 – Genocide Never Smelled So Good

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Genesis 8:19-21 KJV (19)  Every beast, every creeping thing, and every fowl, and whatsoever creepeth upon the earth, after their kinds, went forth out of the ark. (20)  And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 118 – God Will Send You a Delusion So He Can Send You to Hell

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2 Thessalonians 2:11-12 KJV 11  And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: 12  That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness. What a … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 117 – God Will Shake You Off the Earth

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Job 38:9-13 KJV 9  When I made the cloud the garment thereof, and thick darkness a swaddlingband for it, 10  And brake up for it my decreed place, and set bars and doors, 11  And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 97 – Kill Your Son, Wait Just Kidding

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Genesis 22:2-10 KJV 2  And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 4 – The Entire New Testament

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OK….I’ve been debating how to handle this one.  I usually start by posting a bit of the story I’m talking about, but this is just too long.  I’m going to assume that everyone gets the basics and that’s what I’m … Continue reading

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