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Stupid Bible Stories part 72 – Canadian Slaves are OK

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Leviticus 25:44-46 KJV 44  Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. 45  Moreover of the children of the strangers … Continue reading

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Why We Think Religion is Dangerous

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It’s not that hard to see that having delusional people around might not be exactly safe.  I mean if you really believe that some invisible guy out there is looking over you, you won’t look for help when you hear … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 47 – It’s OK to Beat Your Slaves, As Long As They Live a Couple of Days

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Exodus 21:20-21 20 And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21 Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be … Continue reading

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Dumbest Things Christians Say.

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I’ve decided to just make a list and rank them.  I don’t know how else to point out just how predictable and silly most of the things they say are.   I’m not talking beliefs, just what they say when trying … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 39- The Second Commandment

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A lot of people take the second commandment to mean that you shouldn’t make any graven images of God, but that’s not all it says. Exodus 20:4 4  Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 34 – F&%^in’ Unicorns

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Isaiah 34:7-9 7  And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. 8  For it is the day of the LORD’S … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 33 – Eat your Children.

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Leviticus 26:27-29 27  And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me; 28  Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 28 – God’s Sexy Ass

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Exodus 33:23 23 And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen. OK, he doesn’t come right out and SAY he thinks it’s sexy.  But it is the … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 27 – Talking Snakes

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Genesis 3:1-5 1  Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 25 – Hanging out with Satan

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Luke 4:2-7 2  Being forty days tempted of the devil. And in those days he did eat nothing: and when they were ended, he afterward hungered. 3  And the devil said unto him, If thou be the Son of God, … Continue reading

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