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Stupid Bible Stories part 168 – Kill The Turtledoves For Jesus

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Luke 2:19-24 ESV 19 But Mary treasured up all these things, pondering them in her heart. 20 And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all they had heard and seen, as it had been told them. 21 And … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 163 – God Hates Bacon

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Deuteronomy 14:8 KJV 8 And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase. OK, honestly since the NFL is … Continue reading

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Fellow Conservatives – Our Side Is Wrong About Gay Marriage

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Conservatives like to say they are the ones for liberty and freedom.  I know that I am.  So why the hell are you flipping out that someone was given the right to marry who they want? No kidding, we should … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 160 – Bells Make You Immortal

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Exodus 28:34-35 KJV (34) A golden bell and a pomegranate, a golden bell and a pomegranate, upon the hem of the robe round about. (35) And it shall be upon Aaron to minister: and his sound shall be heard when … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 153 – Bible Porn

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Song of Solomon 5:1-5 KJV 1 I am come into my garden, my sister, my spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my honey; I have drunk my wine with my milk: … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 151 – Turtles Make You Clean Again

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Leviticus 15:25-30 KJV 25 And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 137 – Jesus Wears A Girdle

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Revelation 1:12-17 KJV (12)  And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks; (13)  And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 122 – Lazarus

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John 11:38-44 KJV 38  Jesus therefore again groaning in himself cometh to the grave. It was a cave, and a stone lay upon it. 39  Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 114 – A Cure For Death

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2 Kings 13:20-21 KJV 20  And Elisha died, and they buried him. And the bands of the Moabites invaded the land at the coming in of the year. 21  And it came to pass, as they were burying a man, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 110 – What The Hell Did Noah’s Son Do To Him Anyhow?

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Genesis 9:21-24 KJV 21  And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. 22  And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. 23  … Continue reading

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