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Stupid Bible Story part 158 – Sound The Trumpets, God Is Coming

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Joel 2:1-3 KJV 1 Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand; 2 … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 154 – How High Was Ezekiel?

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Ezekiel 1:1-6 KJV 1 Now it came to pass in the thirtieth year, in the fourth month, in the fifth day of the month, as I was among the captives by the river of Chebar, that the heavens were opened, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 152 – The Land Of Nod

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Genesis 4:14-17 KJV 14 Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 151 – Turtles Make You Clean Again

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Leviticus 15:25-30 KJV 25 And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 150 – The Fear of the LORD is the Beginning of Wisdom

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Psalms 111:1-10 KJV (1) Praise ye the LORD. I will praise the LORD with my whole heart, in the assembly of the upright, and in the congregation. (2) The works of the LORD are great, sought out of all them … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 148 – Don’t Let The Sun Or Moon Smite You

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Psalms 121:4-6 KJV (4) Behold, he that keepeth Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep. (5) The LORD is thy keeper: the LORD is thy shade upon thy right hand. (6) The sun shall not smite thee by day, nor the … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 145 – Killer Hemorrhoids

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1 Samuel 5:6-9 KJV (6) But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof. (7) And when the men of Ashdod saw … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 138 – Fed By Ravens

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1 Kings 17:1-6 KJV (1) And Elijah the Tishbite, who was of the inhabitants of Gilead, said unto Ahab, As the LORD God of Israel liveth, before whom I stand, there shall not be dew nor rain these years, but … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 136 – Guys With Four Faces

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Ezekiel 1:3-10 KJV (3)  The word of the LORD came expressly unto Ezekiel the priest, the son of Buzi, in the land of the Chaldeans by the river Chebar; and the hand of the LORD was there upon him. (4)  … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 134 – Kill Them All…..Except the Virgins

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Numbers 31:15-18 KJV (15) And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? (16) Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, … Continue reading

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