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Stupid Bible Stories part 149 – Planting Trees In The Sea

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Luke 17:6 KJV 6 And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 125 – Looking For Adam’s Mate

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Genesis 2:18-20 KJV (18)  And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. (19)  And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 124 – Sleeping With The Lions

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Daniel 6:16-22 KJV 16  Then the king commanded, and they brought Daniel, and cast him into the den of lions. Now the king spake and said unto Daniel, Thy God whom thou servest continually, he will deliver thee. 17  And … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 122 – Lazarus

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John 11:38-44 KJV 38  Jesus therefore again groaning in himself cometh to the grave. It was a cave, and a stone lay upon it. 39  Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 121 – Cut the Kid In Half

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1 Kings 3:16-27 KJV 16  Then came there two women, that were harlots, unto the king, and stood before him. 17  And the one woman said, O my lord, I and this woman dwell in one house; and I was … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 118 – God Will Send You a Delusion So He Can Send You to Hell

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2 Thessalonians 2:11-12 KJV 11  And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: 12  That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness. What a … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 117 – God Will Shake You Off the Earth

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Job 38:9-13 KJV 9  When I made the cloud the garment thereof, and thick darkness a swaddlingband for it, 10  And brake up for it my decreed place, and set bars and doors, 11  And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 114 – A Cure For Death

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2 Kings 13:20-21 KJV 20  And Elisha died, and they buried him. And the bands of the Moabites invaded the land at the coming in of the year. 21  And it came to pass, as they were burying a man, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 113 – God Can’t Find Adam

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Genesis 3:8-13 KJV 8  And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 112 – Leviathan Breaths Fire.

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This was a rather obvious follow up to the last post.  I talked about the kid asking about Leviathan breathing fire but never covered the stupid story it came from.  Job 41 is in its entirety a description of the … Continue reading

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