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Stupid Bible Story part 162 – More Flat Earth Nonsense

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Revelation 7:1-4 KJV 1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 148 – Don’t Let The Sun Or Moon Smite You

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Psalms 121:4-6 KJV (4) Behold, he that keepeth Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep. (5) The LORD is thy keeper: the LORD is thy shade upon thy right hand. (6) The sun shall not smite thee by day, nor the … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 145 – Killer Hemorrhoids

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1 Samuel 5:6-9 KJV (6) But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof. (7) And when the men of Ashdod saw … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 138 – Fed By Ravens

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1 Kings 17:1-6 KJV (1) And Elijah the Tishbite, who was of the inhabitants of Gilead, said unto Ahab, As the LORD God of Israel liveth, before whom I stand, there shall not be dew nor rain these years, but … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 134 – Kill Them All…..Except the Virgins

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Numbers 31:15-18 KJV (15) And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? (16) Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 127 – Parting The Red Sea

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Exodus 14:20-23 KJV (20)  And it came between the camp of the Egyptians and the camp of Israel; and it was a cloud and darkness to them, but it gave light by night to these: so that the one came … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 126 – Trumpets As A Siege Weapon

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Joshua 6:13-20 (13)  And seven priests bearing seven trumpets of rams’ horns before the ark of the LORD went on continually, and blew with the trumpets: and the armed men went before them; but the rereward came after the ark … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 123 – WWE….God Style

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Genesis 32:24-29 KJV 24  And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day. 25  And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 119 – God Wants Them to Kill EVERYTHING

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1 Samuel 15:1-3 KJV 1  Samuel also said unto Saul, The LORD sent me to anoint thee to be king over his people, over Israel: now therefore hearken thou unto the voice of the words of the LORD. 2  Thus … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 101 – Smited for Saving the Ark of the Covenant

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1 Chronicles 13:7-10 KJV 7  And they carried the ark of God in a new cart out of the house of Abinadab: and Uzza and Ahio drave the cart. 8  And David and all Israel played before God with all … Continue reading

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