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Stupid Bible Stories part 120 – Moses and His Magic Show

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Exodus 7:8-13 KJV 8  And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying, 9  When Pharaoh shall speak unto you, saying, Shew a miracle for you: then thou shalt say unto Aaron, Take thy rod, and cast it before … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 119 – God Wants Them to Kill EVERYTHING

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1 Samuel 15:1-3 KJV 1  Samuel also said unto Saul, The LORD sent me to anoint thee to be king over his people, over Israel: now therefore hearken thou unto the voice of the words of the LORD. 2  Thus … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 109 – Golden Calves

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Exodus 32:2-5 KJV 2  And Aaron said unto them, Break off the golden earrings, which are in the ears of your wives, of your sons, and of your daughters, and bring them unto me. 3  And all the people brake … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 106 – How Strong is God

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Personally I was always told that God was as strong as it gets.  But what’s the Bible say? Numbers 24:6-8 KJV 6  As the valleys are they spread forth, as gardens by the river’s side, as the trees of lign … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 105 – The Exodus That Never Was.

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So….why do Hebrews show none of the signs of being enslaved by the Egyptians?  Surely the Moses story is one you believe.  It is pretty much the entire biases for the Jewish faith. Slavery always has a few things it … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 92 – Egypt Speaks Canaanite

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Isaiah 19:16-18 KJV 16  In that day shall Egypt be like unto women: and it shall be afraid and fear because of the shaking of the hand of the LORD of hosts, which he shaketh over it. 17  And the … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 89 – God Can’t Tell Who is Hebrew

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Exodus 12:12-14 KJV 12  For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 83 – Nebuchadnezzar Takes Egypt

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Ezekiel 29:18-21 KJV 18  Son of man, Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon caused his army to serve a great service against Tyrus: every head was made bald, and every shoulder was peeled: yet had he no wages, nor his army, for … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 51 – Hung like donkeys

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I don’t exactly know how to keep this one family friendly…so kids, stop reading right here. Ezekiel 23:19-20 19  Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 40 – More Bible Porn

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Ezekiel 23:19-21 19  Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. 20  For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the … Continue reading

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