Category Archives: Stupid Bible Story

Stupid Bible Story part 158 – Sound The Trumpets, God Is Coming

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Joel 2:1-3 KJV 1 Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand; 2 … Continue reading

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Stupid Question Of The Week

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I’ve been seriously slacking on these.  I’ll try to do better.  For anyone who doesn’t know I hang on Yahoo! Answers a lot and the things that get asked are insane so hilarious.  Today’s entry: I know….I don’t know what … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 157 – Sell All Your Stuff

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Luke 18:18-23 KJV 18 And a certain ruler asked him, saying, Good Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life? 19 And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? none is good, save one, that is, God. … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 156 – Jesus Returns But Is REALLY Messed Up

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Revelation 19:11-16 KJV 11  And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. 12  His eyes were as a … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 155 – God’s Son Doesn’t Know What Stars Are

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Matthew 24:25-29 KJV 25 Behold, I have told you before. 26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. 27 For as … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 154 – How High Was Ezekiel?

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Ezekiel 1:1-6 KJV 1 Now it came to pass in the thirtieth year, in the fourth month, in the fifth day of the month, as I was among the captives by the river of Chebar, that the heavens were opened, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 153 – Bible Porn

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Song of Solomon 5:1-5 KJV 1 I am come into my garden, my sister, my spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my honey; I have drunk my wine with my milk: … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 152 – The Land Of Nod

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Genesis 4:14-17 KJV 14 Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 151 – Turtles Make You Clean Again

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Leviticus 15:25-30 KJV 25 And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 150 – The Fear of the LORD is the Beginning of Wisdom

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Psalms 111:1-10 KJV (1) Praise ye the LORD. I will praise the LORD with my whole heart, in the assembly of the upright, and in the congregation. (2) The works of the LORD are great, sought out of all them … Continue reading

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