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Stupid Bible Stories part 168 – Kill The Turtledoves For Jesus

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Luke 2:19-24 ESV 19 But Mary treasured up all these things, pondering them in her heart. 20 And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all they had heard and seen, as it had been told them. 21 And … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 167 – God Wants You To Trust Him More Than Your Own Thoughts

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Proverbs 3:4-5 KJV 4 So shalt thou find favour and good understanding in the sight of God and man. 5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. Not much to say about … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 166 – Eat Your Son

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2 Kings 6:28-30 ESV 28 And the king asked her, “What is your trouble?” She answered, “This woman said to me, ‘Give your son, that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow.’ 29 So we … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 165 – The Earth Was Made From Water

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2 Peter 3:5-7 ESV 5 For they deliberately overlook this fact, that the heavens existed long ago, and the earth was formed out of water and through water by the word of God, 6 and that by means of these … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 164 – Stars Falling From The Sky

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Revelation 9:1-4 KJV 1 And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit. 2 And he opened the bottomless pit; and there … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 163 – God Hates Bacon

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Deuteronomy 14:8 KJV 8 And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase. OK, honestly since the NFL is … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 162 – More Flat Earth Nonsense

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Revelation 7:1-4 KJV 1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 161 – Brother To The Dragons

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Job 30:26-31 KJV 26 When I looked for good, then evil came unto me: and when I waited for light, there came darkness. 27 My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me. 28 I went mourning … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 160 – Bells Make You Immortal

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Exodus 28:34-35 KJV (34) A golden bell and a pomegranate, a golden bell and a pomegranate, upon the hem of the robe round about. (35) And it shall be upon Aaron to minister: and his sound shall be heard when … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 159 – The Stars Will Stop Shining

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Joel 3:12-16 KJV 12 Let the heathen be wakened, and come up to the valley of Jehoshaphat: for there will I sit to judge all the heathen round about. 13 Put ye in the sickle, for the harvest is ripe: … Continue reading

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