Category Archives: Silly Christian Tricks

Stupid Bible Stories part 126 – Trumpets As A Siege Weapon

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Joshua 6:13-20 (13)  And seven priests bearing seven trumpets of rams’ horns before the ark of the LORD went on continually, and blew with the trumpets: and the armed men went before them; but the rereward came after the ark … Continue reading

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So Another Snake Handling Minister Bites The Dust

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I did a “Stupid Bible Story” about this a while back: http://www.atheistmafia.com/index.php/2012/04/stupid-bible-stories-part-58-snake-in-the-church/ Pentecostals are really nuts.  It’s not uncommon for them to decide that it’s a good idea to play with venomous snakes in church.  Why would anyone do such … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 123 – WWE….God Style

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Genesis 32:24-29 KJV 24  And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day. 25  And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; … Continue reading

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Oklahoma is Getting Exactly What They Deserve

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So this week the Oklahoma Legislature has found out exactly why posting anything religious on state grounds is a problem.  If you let one do it, you have to let them all.  And this time it wasn’t even us atheists … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 121 – Cut the Kid In Half

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1 Kings 3:16-27 KJV 16  Then came there two women, that were harlots, unto the king, and stood before him. 17  And the one woman said, O my lord, I and this woman dwell in one house; and I was … Continue reading

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Beer in Church

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Yes, they really are getting desperate.  Just ran across this NPR story that has two examples of them using beer to draw in young people http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2013/11/03/242301642/to-stave-off-decline-churches-attract-new-members-with-beer It is especially funny to me because that’s the smartass answer I always give … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 120 – Moses and His Magic Show

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Exodus 7:8-13 KJV 8  And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying, 9  When Pharaoh shall speak unto you, saying, Shew a miracle for you: then thou shalt say unto Aaron, Take thy rod, and cast it before … Continue reading

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Can You Be Raped by the Devil?

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OK, this one is right out of the sixteenth century.  I’ll just quote the article to give you the overview here. But even in terms of the religious, it’s just weird.  I mean I get she wants an excuse for … Continue reading

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Why You Should Never Appeal on Yahoo Answers

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I usually don’t.  I’ve known for some time they don’t actually read them.  This one is the second time I’ve seen this, and I knew my answer would piss off the right report money so I posted it and appealed … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 115 – Was Jesus Just Mad?

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Mark 3:21-32 GNB 21  When his family heard about it, they set out to take charge of him, because people were saying, “He’s gone mad!” 22  Some teachers of the Law who had come from Jerusalem were saying, “He has … Continue reading

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