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Stupid Bible Stories part 123 – WWE….God Style

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Genesis 32:24-29 KJV 24  And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day. 25  And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 122 – Lazarus

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John 11:38-44 KJV 38  Jesus therefore again groaning in himself cometh to the grave. It was a cave, and a stone lay upon it. 39  Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, … Continue reading

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Stupid Question of the Week – Prove Energy Exists

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It’s been awhile for one of these…but this one is awesome in it’s level of abject stupidity.  What made it even funnier is they deleted it a few times and the guy was such a moron that he reposted it … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 120 – Moses and His Magic Show

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Exodus 7:8-13 KJV 8  And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying, 9  When Pharaoh shall speak unto you, saying, Shew a miracle for you: then thou shalt say unto Aaron, Take thy rod, and cast it before … Continue reading

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Can You Be Raped by the Devil?

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OK, this one is right out of the sixteenth century.  I’ll just quote the article to give you the overview here. But even in terms of the religious, it’s just weird.  I mean I get she wants an excuse for … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 115 – Was Jesus Just Mad?

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Mark 3:21-32 GNB 21  When his family heard about it, they set out to take charge of him, because people were saying, “He’s gone mad!” 22  Some teachers of the Law who had come from Jerusalem were saying, “He has … Continue reading

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A Really Fun Answer From Creation Ministries to and 11 Year Old’s Question

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This one is hilarious…. So little Matthew R asked these morons a perfectly reasonable question.  He was reading the Bible and in Job he stumbled across the story of Leviathan.  The part that seems to have gotten him was the … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 110 – What The Hell Did Noah’s Son Do To Him Anyhow?

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Genesis 9:21-24 KJV 21  And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. 22  And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. 23  … Continue reading

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We Are Back To Going To Hell Vatican Confirms.

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I for one am relieved.  I was genuinely worried about Heaven.  Having to spend eternity with fundies sounds worse than a lake of fire. Alright, I still don’t care.  But this on again off again thing is hilarious.  How the … Continue reading

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Helping the Retarded Know God

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What the hell is wrong with you Christians? I mean I’ve never seen a more appropriate title (at least the frist half) for a book in my life. Helping the retarded to know God;: A guide for Christian teachers of … Continue reading

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