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Stupid Bible Stories part 131 – Sacrifice Your Son

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Exodus 22:28-30 KJV (28) Thou shalt not revile the gods, nor curse the ruler of thy people. (29) Thou shalt not delay to offer the first of thy ripe fruits, and of thy liquors: the firstborn of thy sons shalt … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 130 – Genocide Never Smelled So Good

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Genesis 8:19-21 KJV (19)  Every beast, every creeping thing, and every fowl, and whatsoever creepeth upon the earth, after their kinds, went forth out of the ark. (20)  And Noah builded an altar unto the LORD; and took of every … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 129 – Jesus Tells Everyone About Judas

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John 13:19-26 KJV (19)  Now I tell you before it come, that, when it is come to pass, ye may believe that I am he. (20)  Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that receiveth whomsoever I send receiveth me; … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 124 – Sleeping With The Lions

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Daniel 6:16-22 KJV 16  Then the king commanded, and they brought Daniel, and cast him into the den of lions. Now the king spake and said unto Daniel, Thy God whom thou servest continually, he will deliver thee. 17  And … Continue reading

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So Another Snake Handling Minister Bites The Dust

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I did a “Stupid Bible Story” about this a while back: http://www.atheistmafia.com/index.php/2012/04/stupid-bible-stories-part-58-snake-in-the-church/ Pentecostals are really nuts.  It’s not uncommon for them to decide that it’s a good idea to play with venomous snakes in church.  Why would anyone do such … Continue reading

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So….What Exactly Do I Need Saved From?

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I love asking this question. The reason isn’t because it stumps Christians.  The reason I love it is they don’t ever answer it even though they know the answer.  The thing that you need to be saved from is their … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 119 – God Wants Them to Kill EVERYTHING

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1 Samuel 15:1-3 KJV 1  Samuel also said unto Saul, The LORD sent me to anoint thee to be king over his people, over Israel: now therefore hearken thou unto the voice of the words of the LORD. 2  Thus … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 118 – God Will Send You a Delusion So He Can Send You to Hell

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2 Thessalonians 2:11-12 KJV 11  And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: 12  That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness. What a … Continue reading

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Can You Be Raped by the Devil?

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OK, this one is right out of the sixteenth century.  I’ll just quote the article to give you the overview here. But even in terms of the religious, it’s just weird.  I mean I get she wants an excuse for … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 111 – God Gets Tired

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Genesis 2:1-4 KJV 1  Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them. 2  And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from … Continue reading

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