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Stupid Bible Stories part 168 – Kill The Turtledoves For Jesus

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Luke 2:19-24 ESV 19 But Mary treasured up all these things, pondering them in her heart. 20 And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all they had heard and seen, as it had been told them. 21 And … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 166 – Eat Your Son

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2 Kings 6:28-30 ESV 28 And the king asked her, “What is your trouble?” She answered, “This woman said to me, ‘Give your son, that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow.’ 29 So we … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 161 – Brother To The Dragons

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Job 30:26-31 KJV 26 When I looked for good, then evil came unto me: and when I waited for light, there came darkness. 27 My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me. 28 I went mourning … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 157 – Sell All Your Stuff

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Luke 18:18-23 KJV 18 And a certain ruler asked him, saying, Good Master, what shall I do to inherit eternal life? 19 And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? none is good, save one, that is, God. … Continue reading

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We Ought to Encourage Stupidity From Christians.

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I live in Phoenix.  It’s been a national story, but really big locally.  Pastor Steven Anderson has been out there saying that Christians ought to be in favor of capital punishment for gay people.  I mean Richard Simmons sure, I … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 145 – Killer Hemorrhoids

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1 Samuel 5:6-9 KJV (6) But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, even Ashdod and the coasts thereof. (7) And when the men of Ashdod saw … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 141 – Kill a Half Million

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2 Chronicles 13:13-18 KJV (13)  But Jeroboam caused an ambushment to come about behind them: so they were before Judah, and the ambushment was behind them. (14)  And when Judah looked back, behold, the battle was before and behind: and … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 140 – Beat Your Kids

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Proverbs 23:13-14 KJV (13)  Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. (14)  Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Study after study … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 139 – Better Get Raped in the Countryside

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Deuteronomy 22:23-27 KJV (23) If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; (24) Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 134 – Kill Them All…..Except the Virgins

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Numbers 31:15-18 KJV (15) And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? (16) Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, … Continue reading

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