Category Archives: Creation Science

Stupid Bible Stories part 117 – God Will Shake You Off the Earth

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Job 38:9-13 KJV 9  When I made the cloud the garment thereof, and thick darkness a swaddlingband for it, 10  And brake up for it my decreed place, and set bars and doors, 11  And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 114 – A Cure For Death

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2 Kings 13:20-21 KJV 20  And Elisha died, and they buried him. And the bands of the Moabites invaded the land at the coming in of the year. 21  And it came to pass, as they were burying a man, … Continue reading

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A Really Fun Answer From Creation Ministries to and 11 Year Old’s Question

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This one is hilarious…. So little Matthew R asked these morons a perfectly reasonable question.  He was reading the Bible and in Job he stumbled across the story of Leviathan.  The part that seems to have gotten him was the … Continue reading

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If God Doesn’t Exist….Who Wrote the Bible

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This has been up for two years See…you guys wonder why we think you are stupid.  But you do crap like this IN PUBLIC.  Then you get called left and right.  The first comment about Harry Potter shows how asinine … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 106 – How Strong is God

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Personally I was always told that God was as strong as it gets.  But what’s the Bible say? Numbers 24:6-8 KJV 6  As the valleys are they spread forth, as gardens by the river’s side, as the trees of lign … Continue reading

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Stupid Question Of The Week

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I haven’t don’t one of these for awhile. So I thought it was about time. This one really only got totally asinine after they picked the best answer (me of course) and added a comment. And there you have it.  … Continue reading

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Eric Hovind Gets Creamed by an Eleven Year old.

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One of my friends sent me this.  It’s awesome. That’s right….dude got killed by a sixth grader.

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Stupid Bible Stories part 94 – Dirt Needs Rest

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Leviticus 25:1-4 KJV 1  And the LORD spake unto Moses in mount Sinai, saying, 2  Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When ye come into the land which I give you, then shall the land keep … Continue reading

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Question From My Contact Form – Typical Creationist Nonsense

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I figured I’d just go ahead and post this.  I got this in off my contact form and I just answered it by email.  But I figure it illustrates what creationists do so well that I’d put it up The … Continue reading

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Even Pat Roberson Knows 6000 Years Is Stupid

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Pat Robertson has always been my favorite jackass.  I remember in 1986 God apparently told old Pat that he should run for President.  I’m taking it God likes telling Pat things that make him look like an ass. Back in … Continue reading

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