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Stupid Bible Stories part 148 – Don’t Let The Sun Or Moon Smite You

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Psalms 121:4-6 KJV (4) Behold, he that keepeth Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep. (5) The LORD is thy keeper: the LORD is thy shade upon thy right hand. (6) The sun shall not smite thee by day, nor the … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 142 – Jesus Says Prayer Always Works

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1 John 14:11 -14 KJV (11) Believe me that I am in the Father, and the Father in me: or else believe me for the very works’ sake. (12)  Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, … Continue reading

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Why I Laugh At Christians

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We get asked this all the time.  It’s pretty simple really.  How can we not laugh at you?  It’s not like I really have a choice.  I can’t have a rational conversation about rather a snake might have talked once.  … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 137 – Jesus Wears A Girdle

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Revelation 1:12-17 KJV (12)  And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks; (13)  And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 128 – Rib Woman

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Genesis 2:21-25 KJV (21)  And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; (22)  And the rib, which the LORD … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 127 – Parting The Red Sea

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Exodus 14:20-23 KJV (20)  And it came between the camp of the Egyptians and the camp of Israel; and it was a cloud and darkness to them, but it gave light by night to these: so that the one came … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 126 – Trumpets As A Siege Weapon

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Joshua 6:13-20 (13)  And seven priests bearing seven trumpets of rams’ horns before the ark of the LORD went on continually, and blew with the trumpets: and the armed men went before them; but the rereward came after the ark … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 125 – Looking For Adam’s Mate

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Genesis 2:18-20 KJV (18)  And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. (19)  And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast … Continue reading

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So Another Snake Handling Minister Bites The Dust

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I did a “Stupid Bible Story” about this a while back: http://www.atheistmafia.com/index.php/2012/04/stupid-bible-stories-part-58-snake-in-the-church/ Pentecostals are really nuts.  It’s not uncommon for them to decide that it’s a good idea to play with venomous snakes in church.  Why would anyone do such … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 122 – Lazarus

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John 11:38-44 KJV 38  Jesus therefore again groaning in himself cometh to the grave. It was a cave, and a stone lay upon it. 39  Jesus said, Take ye away the stone. Martha, the sister of him that was dead, … Continue reading

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