Category Archives: Bible science

Stupid Bible Stories part 165 – The Earth Was Made From Water

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2 Peter 3:5-7 ESV 5 For they deliberately overlook this fact, that the heavens existed long ago, and the earth was formed out of water and through water by the word of God, 6 and that by means of these … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 164 – Stars Falling From The Sky

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Revelation 9:1-4 KJV 1 And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit. 2 And he opened the bottomless pit; and there … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 163 – God Hates Bacon

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Deuteronomy 14:8 KJV 8 And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase. OK, honestly since the NFL is … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 162 – More Flat Earth Nonsense

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Revelation 7:1-4 KJV 1 And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 160 – Bells Make You Immortal

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Exodus 28:34-35 KJV (34) A golden bell and a pomegranate, a golden bell and a pomegranate, upon the hem of the robe round about. (35) And it shall be upon Aaron to minister: and his sound shall be heard when … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 159 – The Stars Will Stop Shining

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Joel 3:12-16 KJV 12 Let the heathen be wakened, and come up to the valley of Jehoshaphat: for there will I sit to judge all the heathen round about. 13 Put ye in the sickle, for the harvest is ripe: … Continue reading

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Stupid Question Of The Week

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I’ve been seriously slacking on these.  I’ll try to do better.  For anyone who doesn’t know I hang on Yahoo! Answers a lot and the things that get asked are insane so hilarious.  Today’s entry: I know….I don’t know what … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 155 – God’s Son Doesn’t Know What Stars Are

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Matthew 24:25-29 KJV 25 Behold, I have told you before. 26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. 27 For as … Continue reading

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How Can We Have A Reasonable Conversation With A Theist About God?

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This is a serious question here.  I honestly want to know.  I’ve had theists that I like want to talk about it and I always end up laughing at them. I’m actually embarrassed for someone who reads about Noah and … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 151 – Turtles Make You Clean Again

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Leviticus 15:25-30 KJV 25 And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of … Continue reading

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