Stupid Bible Story part 166 – Eat Your Son

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baby-found-in-sandwich-9813-1245352489-152 Kings 6:28-30 ESV
28 And the king asked her, “What is your trouble?” She answered, “This woman said to me, ‘Give your son, that we may eat him today, and we will eat my son tomorrow.’
29 So we boiled my son and ate him. And on the next day I said to her, ‘Give your son, that we may eat him.’ But she has hidden her son.”
30 When the king heard the words of the woman, he tore his clothes—now he was passing by on the wall—and the people looked, and behold, he had sackcloth beneath on his body—

This is exactly what faith does.  The woman had faith that another woman would be as evil as her.

I have no idea why this crap is even in the Bible.  They dropped several other Gospels but kept insane stories about eating your kids.  What is wrong with you people?    I’ve read the stuff around this a few time and there isn’t even a coherent point.  I mean my takeaway is to not be a sucker.  But I’m pretty sure that’s not on the Christian agenda.   And I’m pretty sure I could have come up with something a little less evil than this deal.

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