Stupid Bible Story part 164 – Stars Falling From The Sky


Revelation 9:1-4 KJVearly-earth-ocean-moon-asteroids-art-desk-1024
1 And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
2 And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.
3 And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.
4 And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.

How come God didn’t know those star things were huge?

How come God didn’t know that a pit would eventually hit liquid metal then the other side so it can’t be bottomless?

How come God didn’t know that locusts can’t come out of fire and aren’t smart enough to stick with attacking only the people he wants?

This God character sure is a dumbass for being omniscient.  It’s almost like the people who wrote this crap dropped some acid and weren’t all that educated even by the standards of a couple of thousand years ago.

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