Job 30:26-31 KJV
26 When I looked for good, then evil came unto me: and when I waited for light, there came darkness.
27 My bowels boiled, and rested not: the days of affliction prevented me.
28 I went mourning without the sun: I stood up, and I cried in the congregation.
29 I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.
30 My skin is black upon me, and my bones are burned with heat.
31 My harp also is turned to mourning, and my organ into the voice of them that weep.
Brother to dragons and companion to owls. This is one seriously messed up dude.
His bowels are boiling. Maybe he should lay off the Mexican food. Evil came unto him. Yes, I’ve had girl friends like that too. His bones are burned with heat. OK, now that one is just dumb.
I mean what the hell? Where do theses guys come up with this crap? Although I do have to admit looking for a picture for this one was fun. Google “brother to dragons” and look for images. You get Ninja comic book stuff. All very appropriate. But I think I’ll just skip the graphic on this one.
This is from Job. I guess if God screwed me over the way he did Job I’d be a little screwed up too. All because of some gambling issue that God has with Satan. That’s right, they screwed him over because of a friendly bet. Satan said he’d turn on God if his life wasn’t so good. God said he was just that much of a sucker for God. God was right, but holy crap. Being friends with God as a mortal really sucks.