Stupid Bible Story part 158 – Sound The Trumpets, God Is Coming


Joel 2:1-3 KJVangel sounding trumpet
1 Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand;
2 A day of darkness and of gloominess, a day of clouds and of thick darkness, as the morning spread upon the mountains: a great people and a strong; there hath not been ever the like, neither shall be any more after it, even to the years of many generations.
3 A fire devoureth before them; and behind them a flame burneth: the land is as the garden of Eden before them, and behind them a desolate wilderness; yea, and nothing shall escape them.

Sure sound the alarm.  God is coming today.

No wonder these guys all think that this is about to happen.  This was written thousands of years ago, so it must be any day now.

How many times are you guys wanting to look silly sounding alarms for things that are never going to happen?


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