Stupid Bible Story part 155 – God’s Son Doesn’t Know What Stars Are


bongMatthew 24:25-29 KJV
25 Behold, I have told you before.
26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.
28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.
29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

So this guy is the Son Of God?

Why doesn’t he know that stars are huge?  I mean the Sun is a rather smallish star.  It certainly couldn’t “fall from heaven”  under any circumstances.  If the Earth and Sun did come together somehow the Earth would be doing all the falling.

But tis ass-clown thinks that all the stars are going to fall one day.  This is a direct quote.  He thinks the Moon gives off light and that the stars that are enoumous and light years away are going to fall.  I mean even smoking weed wouldn’t help with this one.  The average stoner wouldn’t say something this idiotic.

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