Stupid Bible Stories part 153 – Bible Porn

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parental_advisory_explicit_content-436x300Song of Solomon 5:1-5 KJV
1 I am come into my garden, my sister, my spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my honey; I have drunk my wine with my milk: eat, O friends; drink, yea, drink abundantly, O beloved.
2 I sleep, but my heart waketh: it is the voice of my beloved that knocketh, saying, Open to me, my sister, my love, my dove, my undefiled: for my head is filled with dew, and my locks with the drops of the night.
3 I have put off my coat; how shall I put it on? I have washed my feet; how shall I defile them?
4 My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.
5 I rose up to open to my beloved; and my hands dropped with myrrh, and my fingers with sweet smelling myrrh, upon the handles of the lock.

OK we all knew the Bible has some interesting sex stuff in it.  This one though is about anal sex it seems to me.  That whole “bowels moved” bit seems pretty obvious here.

The whole book of the Songs of Solomon is pretty much one sexual reference after another.  What the heck….were the guys who compiled it just looking for porn here?

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I'm a network engineer in the Phoenix area. Political conservative and atheist since age 10
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