Stupid Bible Stories part 149 – Planting Trees In The Sea

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Luke 17:6 KJV
6 And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree, Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.

So you usually hear the bit about moving mountains that’s right in front of this gem.  I already brought it up.  Of course you can’t no matter how much faith you have.

But Jesus had to double down with something even more asinine here.  He says that you can command a tree to pull itself up by the roots and plant itself in the sea.

I’d like to see either half of that one happen.  Planting a tree in the sea….and you wonder why we think this is all very idiotic…

In fact, I’ll make you Christians a deal.  You always ask me what it would take to get me to believe your stories.  Well…here you have it.  Let me watch you tell a tree to plant itself in the sea and have it actually do it.  You only need a tiny amount of faith according to Jesus himself, so it ought to work.

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