God Drives Over a Motorcyclist


What harm can religion do?  Well….it makes people do some really dumbass things.  I god-car-crashhave a great example here: http://www.journalgazette.net/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20140718/LOCAL07/307189988/1002/LOCAL

Here’s the best part of the article and it tells you all you really need to know

The car’s driver, 25-year-old Prionda C. Hill, told police she let go of the wheel shortly before the crash because “God told her he would take it from here,” according to the probable cause affidavit filed Thursday in Allen Superior Court.

No…she wasn’t drunk. There was some question about a Vicodin prescription, but that isn’t going to make you batshit insane like this.

Now here’s the thing, even you Christians see how asinine this is.  But why?  The Bible is filled with similar things and the person who lets God take over always wins.  So how come you don’t believe her?  God running someone over is nothing compared to Noah’s Flood.  Maybe the guy really deserved smiting and Ms. Hill was just in the right place and all she did was let God take over just like she said.

Is there anyone that can give me a reason you should believe that God told some guy he would stay super-human strong if he didn’t cut his hair, but you shouldn’t believe this nutcase?  Really…I want to know what you’d base that on.


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