Stupid Bible Stories part 135 – Biblical Blowjobs

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download ronald-blow-jobSong of Solomon 2:1-3 KJV
(1) I am the rose of Sharon, and the lily of the valleys.
(2) As the lily among thorns, so is my love among the daughters.
(3) As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.

“His fruit was sweet to my taste”

Now that’s pretty obvious there.  Who would think the Bible would talk about oral sex?  You know….bobbing the knob, sucking cock, fellatio, smokin’ the pole….

Yeah….I know, juvenile.  But it’s still funny.

I would also sincerely like to apologize for the included photo.  Some girl going down on Ronald McDonald is totally inappropriate and I shouldn’t be allowed to blog anymore.  It’s pretty obvious that I’m going to Hell.

Oh wait….I don’t believe in Hell.  Well…that’s good news anyhow.

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I'm a network engineer in the Phoenix area. Political conservative and atheist since age 10
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