Stupid Bible Stories part 134 – Kill Them All…..Except the Virgins

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Numbers 31:15-18 KJV
(15) And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive?
(16) Behold, these caused the children of Israel, through the counsel of Balaam, to commit trespass against the LORD in the matter of Peor, and there was a plague among the congregation of the LORD.
(17) Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
(18) But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

Moses wasn’t just happy with killing off the men and enslaving the rest.  He tells them to kill off the little boys and any woman that is not a virgin.

The virgins they are just going to keep for themselves.  Apparently they are good enough to be sex slaves for the Hebrews.

You know, there is a commandment that says “thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain.”  But there isn’t one that says “though shalt not rape.”   Seems like God has his priorities a bit fucked up here.  Let’s face facts, Moses is his boy.  And Moses is telling them that keeping the virgins for themselves is great.  Killing off little baby boys, totally cool.  You were married?  Ah…capital punishment with no appeal.

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