Stupid Bible Stories part 133 – Rain From Below


Genesis 2:5-6 KJVmist-186017-400-300
(5) And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.
(6) But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.

Yes that’s right folks….it didn’t used to rain.  The only water the plants got was from a mist out of the ground.

Seriously, this is the story here.  God didn’t make ti rain because there were no men plowing the fields.  This is just asinine.  There were plants way before there were animals walking about.  There are layers and layers of fossils that don’t have anything but plants.  But God didn’t make it rain.

Mist….thats what kept it all going.  And they wonder why we think the Bible is stupid?

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