Stupid Bible Stories part 132 – Locust, Grasshoppers, and Beetles…..YUM


Leviticus 11:21-22 KJV
(21) Yet these may ye eat of every flying creeping thing that goeth upon all four, which have legs above their feet, to leap withal upon the earth;locust_canary1-e1306380487440
(22) Even these of them ye may eat; the locust after his kind, and the bald locust after his kind, and the beetle after his kind, and the grasshopper after his kind.

So Leviticus would singlehandedly shut down every Red Lobster in the world, but it’s totally cool with eating locust.

Obviously God isn’t much of a chef here.  Let’s face it, fried shrimp versus fried locust…not much of a call on which one you want to eat.  I mean OK, I’ve had chocolate covered ants before.  Even the chocolate couldn’t make them not taste like crap.  What the hell?

So Christians….pull up a chair and enjoy.  Just stay the hell out of Red Lobster.


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