Stupid Bible Story part 114 – A Cure For Death

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Zombies2 Kings 13:20-21 KJV
20  And Elisha died, and they buried him. And the bands of the Moabites invaded the land at the coming in of the year.
21  And it came to pass, as they were burying a man, that, behold, they spied a band of men; and they cast the man into the sepulchre of Elisha: and when the man was let down, and touched the bones of Elisha, he revived, and stood up on his feet.

That’s right folks, touching Elisha’s bones will bring you back from dead.

Wonder why it didn’t work for Elisha?

But more to the point, once they found this out, why didn’t they take those bad boys and bring back everyone.  OK, there are a few assholes out there that we wouldn’t want to, but for the most part this would be a pretty cool thing to do.  You’d think we’d still know exactly where those bones are kept.  But it seems that no one even thought of it.

See, that’s a creationist for you.  They get something really great, and they can’t manage to get it to where the rest of us can take a look.

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