We Are Back To Going To Hell Vatican Confirms.


I for one am relieved.  I was genuinely worried about Heaven.  Having to spend eternity with fundies sounds worse than a lake of fire.

Alright, I still don’t care.  But this on again off again thing is hilarious.  How the heck do you correct the Pope for petes sake?  The man is supposed to be infallible on matters like this.

But apparently that’s exactly what happened a few days ago.  The Rev. Thomas Rosica, a Vatican spokesman, made it a point to say this all was just a screw up from his boss.  Atheists really are dirt bags who deserver to be tortured forever.

He didn’t directly say that last bit, but that’s what it implies.  What kind of sociopath would it take to be happy in Heaven knowing that there were billions of people being tortured in Hell?  Well…now we know.  Have a drink to the Reverend and be thankful that we won’t have to deal with him for eternity.

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