Personally I was always told that God was as strong as it gets. But what’s the Bible say?
Numbers 24:6-8 KJV
6 As the valleys are they spread forth, as gardens by the river’s side, as the trees of lign aloes which the LORD hath planted, and as cedar trees beside the waters.
7 He shall pour the water out of his buckets, and his seed shall be in many waters, and his king shall be higher than Agag, and his kingdom shall be exalted.
8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.
So God has the strength of a….. UNICORN????
I’d certainly think that the omnipotent maker of the entire 125 billion galaxy Universe would be stonger than a unicorn. But apparently not.
Christians, you are free to gripe about the translation all you want on this one. I don’t know why you hire such shitty translators to do your holy book, but let’s just say on this on you’re right.
OK, it doesn’t really mean a unicorn. It might mean an ox or a rhino or any other damn thing. So that means your God is only as strong as one of them
Feel better now?