Stupid Bible Story part 100 – Moving Mountains


File:Mt. Everest from Gokyo Ri November 5, 2012 Cropped.jpgMark 11:23-24 KJV
23  For verily I say unto you, That whosoever shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; and shall not doubt in his heart, but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come to pass; he shall have whatsoever he saith.
24  Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.

So….have any Christians actually managed this one?  Jesus says you can.  You just have to believe.

Was Jesus lying?  Has there NEVER been anyone who believed?  Gotta be one of the two.

I’ll make you guys a deal right now.  I can see a mountain out my window.  It’s on the west side of Phoenix and it’s called White Tank Mountain.  There’s a county park there and it shows on any map of the area.  You guys are always saying you have evidence, well here we have a testable prediction.  Jesus says you can move it, so move it.

Just post here in the comments the day before.  You can get together with the whole damn church and pray.  Taking it all the way to the ocean like it says might be a bit far and you might crush LA, so let’s just go for about 2 miles.  Nothing out there but desert anyhow so it should be safe enough.

I personally guarantee you that you will save my soul if you can pull it off.

But we both know that’s not going to happen, don’t we?  Makes me think that you don’t really believe it either.

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