Monthly Archives: February 2013

Stupid Bible Stories part 99 – Eat Your Children III

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Deuteronomy 28:52-54 KJV 52  And he shall besiege thee in all thy gates, until thy high and fenced walls come down, wherein thou trustedst, throughout all thy land: and he shall besiege thee in all thy gates throughout all thy … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 98 – Flaming Swords Guard Eden

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Genesis 3:22-24 KJV 22  And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 97 – Kill Your Son, Wait Just Kidding

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Genesis 22:2-10 KJV 2  And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which … Continue reading

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Right Back at Ya….Pat Robertson

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Yes, I know it’s childish.  But I have to post it.

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Stupid Bible Stories part 96 – God Makes Boys And Girls, But Screws It Up for Humans

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Genesis 2:20-25 KJV 20  And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. 21  And the … Continue reading

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