Stupid Bible Stories part 94 – Dirt Needs Rest


800px-Felsoetold_Wheat_field,_HungaryLeviticus 25:1-4 KJV
1  And the LORD spake unto Moses in mount Sinai, saying,
2  Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When ye come into the land which I give you, then shall the land keep a sabbath unto the LORD.
3  Six years thou shalt sow thy field, and six years thou shalt prune thy vineyard, and gather in the fruit thereof;
4  But in the seventh year shall be a sabbath of rest unto the land, a sabbath for the LORD: thou shalt neither sow thy field, nor prune thy vineyard.

Now I grew up in a rural area.  I had a corn field on two sides of our property.  I never once saw anyone let the field rest.  There’s a reason for that.  It’s a stupid idea.  Fields need fertilized.  They need the crops rotated.  But they don’t need to take a year off.

How is it that an omnipotent being doesn’t know this?

Apparently God wants the land to keep the Sabbath just like he wants people to.  That is what it says.  Now the Prima Donna wants dirt to worship him by not working one year out of seven.

You Christians really buy this crap?  I mean I’m just astounded at the stupid here.  God wants dirt to take every seventh year off to keep the Sabbath.   So, should my cat not catch mice on the Sabbath too?  Should cows not make milk?  What the **** is this idiot God talking about?

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