Stupid Bible Stories part 92 – Egypt Speaks Canaanite


Isaiah 19:16-18 KJV
16  In that day shall Egypt be like unto women: and it shall be afraid and fear because of the shaking of the hand of the LORD of hosts, which he shaketh over it.
17  And the land of Judah shall be a terror unto Egypt, every one that maketh mention thereof shall be afraid in himself, because of the counsel of the LORD of hosts, which he hath determined against it.
18  In that day shall five cities in the land of Egypt speak the language of Canaan, and swear to the LORD of hosts; one shall be called, The city of destruction.

Yeah…more death and destruction, but why is it stupid?

Well there’s that last bit about the five cities speaking Canaanite.  Never happened.  The normal excuse for prophecy like this is that it will happen in the future.  That’s going to be damn hard since the language here has been extinct for a few thousand years.

Christians tend to go on about how great their profits were, but there are tons of misses.  They can’ t all be for the future, and this illustrates why.

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