Stupid Bible Stories part 88 – Uncircumcised Can’t Enter Jerusalem


Isaiah 52:1 KJV
1  Awake, awake; put on thy strength, O Zion; put on thy beautiful garments, O Jerusalem, the holy city: for henceforth there shall no more come into thee the uncircumcised and the unclean.

It has always been a bit of a fascination to me that people believe a God who created us wants us to cut of part of our wiener.  It seems…..well…..insane.  I would love to have been there the first time this came up to a grown man.  The look on his face… had to be one for all time.  A photo would be great.

If God has a problem with foreskins, why the %^& didn’t he just make our penises without one?  I mean the drama here.

But this one is even more crazy.  It says that no one who hasn’t cut off part of his wiener will be in the holy city.  Obviously this hasn’t happened and this is a great example of a missed prophecy.  There are people living there with an intact wiener right now.  Lots and lots of them.

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