Stupid Bible Stories part 76 – Mythological Animals


Isiah 59:5 They hatch cockatrice’ eggs, and weave the spider’s web: he that eateth of their eggs dieth, and that which is crushed breaketh out into a viper.

Just how many of you know what a cockatrice is?  Because it’s about the most f***ed up animal ever.

It’s half chicken and half snake.  No wonder we bet Cristinas who thing that there ought to be a crockaduck.  And lest you think that no one is that stupid

Yes folks, they are….and willing to go on national TV and show everyone.  Hell, they are proud of their ignorance.

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