Monthly Archives: April 2012

Stupid Bible Stories part 63 – Sacrifice a Goat

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Christians ask each other what they ought to do about some sin they committed.  Well, according to the Bible, all you need is a goat. Leviticus 4:22-26 KJV 22  When a ruler hath sinned, and done somewhat through ignorance against … Continue reading

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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Destroys Bill O’Reilly

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This was a great bit about the “God of the Gaps” argument that Christians love to use.  It’s also very funny how he tears up the Bill O’Reilly thing by using it as the example. Neil DeGrasse Tyson Destroys Bill … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 62 – Raining Blood

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Isaiah 34:6-7 KJV 6  The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 61 – Loving, but Creates Evil

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“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 60 – Where Do Babies Come From

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Genesis 15:3-4 KJV 3  And Abram said, Behold, to me thou hast given no seed: and, lo, one born in my house is mine heir. 4  And, behold, the word of the LORD came unto him, saying, This shall not … Continue reading

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Stupid Christian Trick – Jonah

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I haven’t posted one of these for awhile.  Jonah is totally asinine, which is what makes this so funny.  The best part is, the guy is totally serious about it.

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Stupid Bible Stories part 59 – Preaching to the Jackasses

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Mark 16:15-18 15  And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. 16  He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned. I … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 58 – Snake In The Church

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Mark 16:17-18 17  And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; 18  They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Story part 57 – Walking on Scorpions

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Luke 10:18-19 18  And he said unto them, I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven. 19  Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall … Continue reading

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And Yet Another Goofy Claim

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So, I just ran across this:  http://www.columbia.edu/cu/augustine/a/unique1.html The Uniqueness of Christianity Introduction What makes the Christian religion different from every other religion is love. I’m probably going to get in trouble with the Buddhists and Hindus and Jews and Muslims … Continue reading

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