19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Not quite sure what to say. I mean let’s face it, this one would probably be a bit on the lewd side if you were in your local strip joint. I wonder, how do you Christians deal with it in a home-school lesson?
Seriously….are Egyptians really ever hung this well? Because it’s not like you see them as porn stars all that often or anything. I mean let’s face facts, a donkey has a pretty large schlong. Apparently this is what this woman came across in Egypt. And that’s a hell of a lot of semen too. I mean I’ve never actually seen a horse…well…you know. But I hear it’s about a bucket full.
If you know of any Egyptian guy like this, the porn industry is moving to Arizona because California passed some goofy condom law. So they probably ought to move here and get a really nice side job.