Stupid Bible Stories part 46 – Pluck Out Your Eye

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Matthew 5:29-30
29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

I wonder just how many Christians really believe their crap enough for this.  Right there it is.  Jesus says that if your eye does something that is offensive (as in causing you to sin) you need to rip that bastard right out.

How many Christians don’t have lustful thoughts because of what they see?  I mean if they really believed it, I’d expect that thousands of them would be running around blind.

It’s things like this that make me wonder how much they actually buy it themselves.  I mean it sounds horrible, not having an eye.  BUT, if that’s up against an eternity of bliss, well then you could sign me up.  So why don’t we see it?  Is it possible that deep down, they realize that it is just an insane book with insane rules that no one in their right mind would try?

Well….almost no one.  I was able to locate one idiot who bought it.

 


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