Monthly Archives: February 2012

Stupid Bible Stories part 50 – God can’t tell who is Egyptian

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Exodus 12:21-23 21  Then Moses called for all the elders of Israel, and said unto them, Draw out and take you a lamb according to your families, and kill the passover. 22  And ye shall take a bunch of hyssop, … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 49 – God would make a lousey butcher

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Genesis 9:2-3 2  And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 48 – God’s Lie

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Genesis 2:16-17 16  And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: 17  But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for … Continue reading

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Toby Welcomes You To Hell

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Walked on the Water?

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Why We Think Religion is Dangerous

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It’s not that hard to see that having delusional people around might not be exactly safe.  I mean if you really believe that some invisible guy out there is looking over you, you won’t look for help when you hear … Continue reading

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Muslims, I Think I See the Catch to the 72 Virgins Thing

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What if you get there, and these are the virgins? I mean it is possible Allah has a warped sense of humor here.  But at least they aren’t boys.

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When Did Jesus Realize He Was God

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Stupid Bible Stories part 47 – It’s OK to Beat Your Slaves, As Long As They Live a Couple of Days

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Exodus 21:20-21 20 And if a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. 21 Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be … Continue reading

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Stupid Bible Stories part 46 – Pluck Out Your Eye

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Matthew 5:29-30 29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast … Continue reading

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