Stupid Bible Stories part 43 – Dildos From Jewels


Yes, it is true.  The Bible does mention the manufacture of a dildo

Ezekiel 16:17
17  Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,

I guess that the guys at Divine Interventions have a point.  It is after all, my favorite bit of blaspheme.  I especially get a kick out of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug.  Although the Holy Water Lube and the Virgin Mary are pretty close seconds.

But do you Christians really let your KIDS read this stuff?  I mean let’s face it, this here isn’t a family website.  I used to sing heavy metal for a living.  And I had to think about rather I wanted to publish it here.

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