Stupid Bible Stories part 41 – The Bible’s Bear Gryllis


Yes, the Bible does indeed have its own Bear.  I really thought that drinking piss and even juice out of elephant dung was a unique idea, but the Bible seems to sanction it.

2 Kings 18:27
27  But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

I’m not sure why God would want to include this in his book.  It seems like something a third grade boy might talk about.  But there it is.  Improtant enough to take up space.  You’d think that God could have used that space to tell us something useful.  You know, like maybe how to make cold fusion work.  But no…the story about eating crap and drinking piss was far more important.

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