Stupid Bible Stories part 37 – F***ed Up Animals

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Revelation 4:6-9
6  And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind.
7  And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle.
8  And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within: and they rest not day and night, saying, Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.
9  And when those beasts give glory and honour and thanks to him that sat on the throne, who liveth for ever and ever,

I just have to refer you to the Brick Testament’s version of this: http://www.thebricktestament.com/revelation/heaven_revealed/rv04_05-06p08.html

Honestly, I don’t think I could do a better job on this one.  This is just so asinine that if you see it in Lego, you have to laugh.  Animals with six wings covered with eyes…..

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