Stupid Bible Stories – part 38, Animals Covered in Eyes


Revelation 4:4-6
4 And round about the throne were four and twenty seats: and upon the seats I saw four and twenty elders sitting, clothed in white raiment; and they had on their heads crowns of gold.
5 And out of the throne proceeded lightnings and thunderings and voices: and there were seven lamps of fire burning before the throne, which are the seven Spirits of God.
6 And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind.

I don’t know of a better way to do this except to let you look at The Brick Testaments recreation of it.  Click the damn link….seriously.

Yeah, that’s an accurate picture of what Revelation 4 is describing.  It has four animals covered with eyes, and having six wings around God.  I’ve said it before, someone got some bad mushrooms here (or some good ones, depends on your perspective)

Where the hell is all this wonderful prophecy that Christians love to point at.  Revelation is basically a bunch of f%$#ed up animals doing weird crap.  Seriously… guys think this is going to convince anyone who reads it????

I don’t.  More people need to read the Bible and see just how stupid it really is.


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