Stupid Bible Story part 36 – God is going to spread poop on your face.

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Malachi 2:1-4
1  And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.
2  If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart.
3  Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.
4  And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.

Um…..yeah…

This was the best an omnipotent being could come up with?  A silly threat to put poop on my face.  Seriously people….anyone get this?

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